Ruin My Wish game

[Arch angels assassin]

Granted, but he is a hardened criminal and shoots yo and steals the car.

I wish my dad wasn't so lazy...  

[Tambergal]

granted! but he would make you do stuff with him and not all of it is appropriate... as we say with my friends... "best friend" things

I wish for a better life XP  

[HazyKoala]

Granted, but then you lose the things that are good about your life already.
I wish my boyfriend wasn't moving cry  

[Arch angels assassin]

Granted, but you are moving...

I wish I knew if there is a food that is ment to be eaten cold... (other than ice cream.)  

[Atem Frost]

Granted,but when you eat it it turns hot.

I wish for a pet snake that wouldn't hurt or kill me and be delivered immediately and would be immortal.  

[Eisenkrieger]

but it kills the remaining human population of the earth and you die alone and in misery

wish life wasn't so complicated  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted but it was so simple, you turned into an Amoeba.

I mess with my Size,so i could be as small as a Mouse if i wanted to. and turned back to my normal Size if i wanted as well  

[Atem Frost]

Okay but it backfires and you end up crushing earth.
I wish for a dead chicken that won't spread disease or turn into a zombie or hurt anyone.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Its soul haunts your dreams every night and won't leave you alone, ever.

I wish I could turn back time to specifically 1 year ago, December 24, and have my current boy friend confess his love to me first... (without him having to break up with me in the future or die... or me dying or either of us being miserable or another woman in the picture or man -__-;.... those are lame corruptions of my wish)  

[oblesk121]

granted but you get stuck in that day.

i wish i had 5 non vicious parrots that didnt try to naw my eyes out of my socets.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted but they all accidentally drop something on you. Clumsy Parrots...

I wish for cheese!(too simple)  

[oblesk121]

granted but you become lactose intolerant.

i wish i had every video game in the world.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted but they were all pirated and you were arrested.

I wish for light!  

[oblesk121]

granted but the light blinds you.

i wish for darkness.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted but you can't see.
I wish for a...Shiba Inu! ( a type of dog)