Chatty Kathy's Bar & Grill ~ Geezerville

[ThisEmptySoul]

*stops in and has a seat at one of the tables*
hmm... kind of empty here. As much as I'd like to, I can't just keep living off of pastries, though.

*motions one of the waiters over*
I'd like an order of hunan bean curd with white rice, and an order of vegetable mei fun. No mushroom. No onion.

*the waiter jots down his order and begins to walk away.*
Oi! That means no green onions either!

*the waiter glares at him then continues to the kitchen*  

[Bao Sanniang]

-sits at the table nearest TES's-

Waiter, I'll have a shrimp cocktail and some pork fried rice. For a drink, I'll have some orange juice that is 1/3 beer.

-the waiter goes back to the kitchen-  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*lifts an eyebrow at Asuka*
1/3 beer in your orange juice? That sounds disgusting.

*waiter sets a glass of water on his table*
You should have done that before I even ordered stare

*waiter scowls and walks off muttering something in an unknown language under his breath*  

[Bao Sanniang]

The orange juice makes the beer taste better, in my opinion.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

I think the beer makes the orange juice taste horrible stare
*takes a drink of water and taps his foot, waiting for his meal*  

[Bao Sanniang]

But you're a teetotaler, according to my sister.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

*sets his glass down on the table a little heavily*
A what!? Who's your sister and why is she calling me strange names? stare

*the waiter comes back with a plate of tofu and vegetables in brown sauce, a bowl of rice, and a plate of rice noodles with grilled vegetables, then sets down a set of cutlery wrapped in a cloth napkin and starts to walk away*
No chopsticks?

*the waiter scoffs and walks off to retrieve some chopsticks*  

[Bao Sanniang]

Y'know, a teetotaler. Someone who doesn't drink alcohol. You were not being called any names.  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-appears and sits with Asuka-

Asuka! -hugs Asuka-

Well, it appears TES is quite the connoisseur of Asian foods.

Waiter, I'll have pork fried rice, and a small meat-lover's pizza. As for my drink... -hands over a paper with writing on it- the paper should say how to make what I want.  

[Bao Sanniang]

-a waiter brings a plate of shrimp and a thing of cocktail sauce, a plate of fried rice, and a glass of orange juice-

Showa, you're here. smile What took you so long?  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

-waiter comes back with two glasses, each containing a presumably alcoholic drink, but each drink is a different color-

Thank you.

I was playing Pin the Tail on TES, but I ran out of darts. I considered using bullets but I didn't want to waste anymore ammunition.

Hello, TES. How are you?  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Teetotaler, huhn? Can't say I've heard that word before. I usually use "straight edge".

*sees Showa appear and hug Asuka and notes their similarities*
... so I take it Showa is your sister?

*waiter sets down a pair of bamboo chopsticks next to the bowl of rice*

I'm not really a connoisseur... I just felt in the mood for some Asian food. I just ordered what I usually do when I go to a Chinese restaurant.
*picks up his chopsticks and takes a few bites of rice*  

[Bao Sanniang]

You didn't notice the resemblance earlier? confused  

[Keisaku Hakurei]

Ah, I see.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

It's a lot easier to spot when the two of you are right next to each other.
*scoops some of the brown sauce onto his rice, then grabs a piece of tofu with his chopsticks*