Magical Soda Machine

[MojinR]

gets hot wax dripped artistically all across the body

inserts ice  

[wiccan j]

gets a few things hard twisted

inserts silk neckties  

[MojinR]

gets bound and gagged

inserts large cylinder  

[wiccan j]

gets an overflow of pepsi

inserts sheet music  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets blanketed in a sudden down pour of crotchets and semi quavers


Inserts green eyed monster  

[wiccan j]

gets jumped & stolen

inserts kisses  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets hugs.

Inserts junk mail.  

[MojinR]

gets shredded

inserts razor  

[wiccan j]

gets clean shaven twisted

inserts the classic 80's boombox  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets small forklift to carry it

Inserts Bill Clinton  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets sexually harassed.

Inserts car battery.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets bull dog clips attached to nipples!! *Ooooh!*


Inserts noose and gallows  

[babyshinobi]

gets an unhappy stick figure in a game of hangman
inserts 6th grade children who cannot spell  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets arrested by the the child protection agency for cruelty to children


Inserts frosty the snowman  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets pinacolada flavored snow cones

Inserts 1000 paper cranes