Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Hakumei Fujitaki]

she tried to feed me to her pets  

[Princess Zelda21]

She kept sucking my blood when I was sleeping.  

[RobX2000]

Because you were not princess zelda  

[littlestumpy]

he wasnt outgoing at all and was also like way BORING  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

All of that heat coming off from him made me too sweaty.

 

[Princess Zelda21]

She wouldn't leave my room when I asked her to.  

[_the door to light_]

~The closer you come to the light...The greater your laughter becomes~

Heartless: AHHH!! the light it BURNS!
_the door to light_: *Dies of laughter*
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Her clouds struck me with lighting ._.  

[Princess Zelda21]

She nearly scared me waving that big keyblade around!  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

She got drunk one night I whooped my butt from here to China!

 

[littlestumpy]

she loved up on me to much  

[Princess Zelda21]

He kept wanting to get intimate with me when I was sleeping.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

She had this hidden room that she didn't want anyone to know about.
I never went inside but...I always heard screams coming from the inside.
eek

 

[Princess Zelda21]

She wouldn't leave me alone.  

[Fallenarchangel999]

She was always being followed by that creepy moon.  

[Princess Zelda21]

His armor was too noisy and it kept waking up my baby.