Ruin My Wish game

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(did you know it means "Muscular Midget"? or so i think it means)

Granted but it was a disobedient one.

I wish for a Ninja army!  

[iiGLaDOS]

granted but all the ninjas were fat midgets with some disorder.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(they still work for something. CATAPULT AMMO! you didn't ruin my wish you made it better!)

Granted you now have nothing...

I wish to be a millionaire  

[oblesk121]

granted but you run out of money after 2 days. then you live on the side of the street.

i wish i had a dog that was not dead and didnt try to hurt me in any way.  

[Niko Narshe]

Wish granted but the dog left you for me.

I wish i can be in oblivion forever...  

[oblesk121]

granted but you get tired of people bullying you.

i wish i had the dog that got stolen from me.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

(he wasn't stolen he ran away.)
Granted but he came back dead...

i wish for money.  

[oblesk121]

granted one cent.

i wish i had a cat that was not dead and only hurt people other than me. and didnt run away.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted but your "cat" had a habbit of breaking a bone so you had to take it to the vet often.
I wish for £100,000,000 which wasn't lent and isn't a dream.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

granted but it was forgery and you were taken by the athorities for questioning,i wih i had my lucky rabbit back...  

[Tambergal]

granted, but that rabbit first went under a ladder, broke a mirror, and had a black cat crossi its path.... i think that cancels out the luck.....

I wish i could sing better....  

[oblesk121]

granted but your voice cracks and you cant speak...

i wish i had a giant house...  

[Asra Karimi]

Granted but the house was blown up to to replaced by a mall.

I wish to Inherete my Fathers Palace  

[KankoSensei]

Granted! But your mother divorce your father and she wins the house.

I wish I could go to all 50 states of USA. smile  

[DeniedSoldier]

Granted but you do it as a convict cleaning all the highways.

I wish i had a nice comfortable hat...