what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Princess Zelda21]

Excuse me, but what are you doing in my castle?  

[Garynook]

Why are you assuming this is your castle and not some kind of illusion set up to make you believe you are at home and in your castle? Who knows whether I am truly here or even exist for that matter, hmmm? Now think about that for a while whilst I go to bed again.. -turns around and closes eyes-  

[Princess Zelda21]

Ugh! *shudders* Get OUT of MY ROOM IMMEDIATELY! *kicks him out of the room, casting barrier spell on both door and windows* *heads back to sleep*  

[Garynook]

-appears right next to you again- Oh do they ever learn? Please don't slam those doors that loud. People are trying to appear to be sleeping.  

[applesauce600]

Soul of Aqua

-appears right next to you again- Oh do they ever learn? Please don't slam those doors that loud. People are trying to appear to be sleeping.

I am not. *Drinks more red potion to practice my ventriloquy, but just ends up spilling it all over the place and making my words gurgled.*  

[Princess Zelda21]

*yells*GET OUT NOW OR ELSE! *growls angrily, bearing vampiric fangs*  

[Cerebral Perception]

Oh, so Zel didn't ******** a vampire, she is the vampire!!  

[applesauce600]

I know a sure-fire way to get him out if you agree to turn me into a vampire. Fire! Aquas hate fire! *Lights a bow on fire and bats it at him with an arrow.*  

[KBiT]

This is too much; I'm sleeping on the couch  

[Cerebral Perception]

That's taken by my fire.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I'm not turning anyone into a vampire, EVER!  

[Cerebral Perception]

Yeah, Zel's too nice for that. But If you don't GTFO, you'll be my personal slave forever.  

[KBiT]

*Scrams*  

[applesauce600]

Nuh uh, you'll be my slave until I wish for three things! *Grabs a lamp and starts rubbing it.* Ah! It burns! Why does it have to be a fire lamp?  

[Princess Zelda21]

Just who are you referring to?