"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Vashtastic]

Santa Clause

What's that weird concoction my dad made for dinner?  

[Suge_da]

Its called meatloaf.

Why am i so facinated by "Burn Notice" ?

((i love that show!!! blaugh thers a new one at 10!!))  

[chewehx]

cuz you think they are dying.

Why does my dog like to slide?  

[Zeo-ShadowDemon]

Because in his past life, he had no legs.

How come the sun doesn't shine there?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because Jupiter is blocking it

What is a Luna?  

[Suge_da]

it is a chicken with no feathers...

Why do so many people love Wendys when there hamburgers are effing nasty?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they say "its not crap, its fastfood"


Why does Wendys sign have a red headed girl on it?  

[Suge_da]

because the sign of an old man was taken by KFC xp

Why is jello so tasty?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because Hogan's daughter created Jello Wrestling

Where does Wrestling take place?  

[Happy atheist777]

at a wedding or fammily reunion

why are girls obsessed with shopping?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

we arent, we just go for monkies


What is fruit punch?  

[BlueMoon4]

the sun.
Why is Ghost Whisperer so weird?  

[sakura-haruno-sister]

Becuase it is directed by monkies

What is a fudoodle?  

[Happy atheist777]

a girdle

how do u use toilet paper?  

[BlueMoon4]

very slowly.
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?