Magical Soda Machine

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets dragged in to Chinese hell for littering there domain

inserts a mentholated throat lozenger  

[wiccan j]

gets breath able to freeze objects at will

inserts the ten commandments  

[MojinR]

gets this video

inserts dead body  

[Lynette_Tigerkitten]

gets a jail sentence

inserts old dog lead  

[Nei1]

Gets a broken dog lead.
Inserts a cat scratching post.  

[MojinR]

Gets your leg clawed on instead of the post

inserts all the evil in the world  

[Nei1]

Gets Pandora's Box.
Inserts a mummy who is guarding the box.  

[Lynette_Tigerkitten]

get chased away from the soda machine.

inserts a shedded snake skin  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a condom... Oh wait no its still just snake skin, but if the shoe fits! blaugh

Inserts my pants  

[MojinR]

gets the rest of his clothes taken as well and left nude in the cold

inserts USB cord  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

gets a small blue box

inserts a lucky penny  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets hit by a truck.

Inserts ballista.  

[MojinR]

gets impaled by a giant arrow

inserts Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon  

[wiccan j]

gets a magical jade sword and a karate kick to the head

inserts 99 bottles of beer on the wall  

[MojinR]

gets 99 empty bottles with a IOU from the members at the cabana

inserts condom