what would you do if you woke up with the Avi above you?

[Cerebral Perception]

He referring to my fist that gonna be in his god damn face in a few seconds if he doesn't get the hell out.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I place you in charge of keeping sir Soul of Aqua out of my castle jaxcam.  

[applesauce600]

I wanna be in charge of that... Well if she gets that what do I get to be in charge of? Cows?  

[Polyurethane]

give it some heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead.

&&&& bannedstory > maplestory  

[Princess Zelda21]

I don't know, really. *sigh*  

[applesauce600]

Did that person just tell me to give it some head? o_O JAX! Keel Jizzy please, I'm fairly certain Jizzy said something inappropriate to me. *Hides in the covers.*  

[Cerebral Perception]

No, I want her to be my new friend!  

[KBiT]

I wake next to Jaxcam... and find several bladed implements embedded in me  

[Princess Zelda21]

*gasps* Oh my goodness, what happened to you sir Kbit?  

[Cerebral Perception]

Hey, there's an arrow there, it wasn't me!!  

[Princess Zelda21]

Are you sure jaxcam?  

[Cerebral Perception]

I don't use arrows!! I use swords, knives, axes, hammers, grenades, and occasionally a shotgun, but never arrows!!  

[Princess Zelda21]

Hmm, then who would use arrows other than me? Let me see your injuries sir Kbit.  

[KBiT]

World... going... dark  

[applesauce600]

Damn you Hawkeye! Or possibly Red Arrow.