Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to make things glow gold.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to shoot spikes out of your ears.  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to turn normal metal pipes into light sabers.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

the power to turn lightsabers into normal pipes  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to turn sticks into metal  

[jjjgrace]

To power to open all doorways  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to make any man you want fall in love.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

All the powers of an intoxicated birthday party magician.  

[lil_lollypop1]

All the awesome powers of a homeless man.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

the power to kill Navi  

[shabatha]

Power to Revive Navi  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to sneeze rainbows.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

everything you eat tastes like pig.  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to make dog poop appear.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to make people tap dance