Magical Soda Machine

[wiccan j]

gets protection for our cabana porn stars. One could never be too careful! Ahem, Noir and Mojin!!

inserts the fantasy girls  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets turned into a dream then wakes up! OOps! Where are you now!

Inserts salvation army marching band  

[wiccan j]

gets tone deaf and trampled by the tuba player

inserts hubba bubba  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a face full of something sticky twisted

Inserts my broken brand new digital camera dropped on the floor by my mates pissed up missus last night as she took our picture! evil  

[wiccan j]

gets a pissed off darth with his broken digi

inserts a wallet full of phone numbers  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets the Spanish inquisition from jealous boyfriend

Inserts black olives in melted goats cheese  

[wiccan j]

Gets horny

inserts BOS and a cauldron  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets pulled in front of the board of studies at hogswarts and given a lecure on the merits of clear communication! question (BOS?) question

Inserts spiderman costume  

[wiccan j]

BOS~Book of Shadows, a witches bible, usually self written or handed down from generation to generation

gets ability to climb walls and hang up side down

inserts a wrecking ball  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a pile of rubble were your house once was! gonk

Inserts something naughty  

[wiccan j]

gets u!!!!!

inserts a board used for spankings  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets reddened cheeks! (and I dont mean a blushing face)


Inserts sprung ceiling harness swing (Sex swing)  

[wiccan j]

Oh! No u didn't !!!!!!!!!!!!!! pirate

gets spun in circles ( * )

inserts silk sheets  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets wicked dry cleaning bill for all those, ahem, stains twisted

Inserts ZOMG  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a lot of odd Quests.

Inserts dirty dishes(Or are they naughty dishes?)