Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Princess Zelda21]

"You're NOT the father of my child! I'm telling the truth!"
He wouldn't leave my child and I alone!  

[missysamantha]

Allergic to the flowers strewn all around her. xD  

[Princess Zelda21]

I don't know her.  

[Zed Millar]

Princess Zelda21

I don't know her.

The voices told me I deserved much better... the voices are silent now :O  

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't leave me alone when I was sleeping.  

[missysamantha]

because the axe-murderer-look wasn't the best thing for me.  

[RobX2000]

cause she looked like a girl from the old spirit comic.  

[Zed Millar]

RobX2000

cause she looked like a girl from the old spirit comic.

Despite my firmest shonen-ai wishes and hardcore yaoi desires, he put me down, time and time again... a man's got needs, you know, baby... *sniffs*  

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't leave me alone when I was sleeping.  

[Skyeblue777]

She's the reason I keep divorcing everyone else. scream  

[RobX2000]

she cheated on me with her slime hat.((my hat is jealous))  

[the_hamster]

he kept talking about his hat.
Dude your hats not that cool  

[Skyeblue777]

Bob is jealous of his plant thing. Oh and Rob, Bob is a living creature called a slime not a hat. Bob hates you now.  

[RobX2000]

she chose bob over rob... were not that different... in name.  

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't let me sleep alone in my own bed for some strange reason.