Why Not the person above you say...

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Look, I have mini fireworks.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Cool ! Is that to celebrate the fact that I just whooped Eternal's a** at tennis !  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I swear I'm not in possession of any magic mushrooms, officer.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Then turn around, bend over, and spread your buttcheeks so I can check.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

That sounds surprisingly dirty. eek  

[GoldenFraggle]

Yup. Ya see Boris I'm a pervert ! Can't be helped ! NOW DROP THEM PANTS !!!!!!! twisted  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Yeah Boris. I wanna see your butt too!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

crying *drops pants*  

[GoldenFraggle]

*Begins to grab, spank & squeeze to his heart's content !*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Let's switch to something else before this becomes a porno! eek  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Or before we get into more trouble with the law than the fact that I HAVE A ******** FLAMETHROWER  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Run!!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I can take him!  

[KBiT]

*Drab British accent* Your tea sir  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Things about to get really hectic *aims laser guided missiles on Boris*