corrupt a wish

[The Magic Bunny]

granted but ur system broke down

i wish i an angelic halo!  

[SMOOCHERS]

granted. but then you got hacked. so sad.
i wish i knew how to drive.  

[Lily127]

Granted, but you end up driving in to a land mine. So sad.

I wish that me and Sasuke lived happily ever after, NEVER DIVORCING OR DYING!  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but he's infertile.....

I wish that anime would come back to Adult Swim  

[Ace Trainer Nes]

Granted but the only anime that adult swim puts up is One Piece. and not the awesome FUNimation one with the mastered theme tune, that's right, The 4kids dub! (I think I may have gone a bit overboard with that one xD .)
I wish the new season of scrubs would get made faster!  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but they decide to take a more serious turn this season, and become basically an "ER" clone.

I wish cats talked  

[Pepita3]

Granted but you then find out their plans to take over the world and they kill you in your sleep twisted

I wish I knew what my crushes liked crying  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but its guys..... LOL.

I wish i wasn't so tired  

[Lily127]

Granted, but you are always super excited, and everyone thinks your annoying.  

[Lily127]

I wish that I was a real vampire.  

[Vado ruggito]

granted but your teeth are flat so you cant suck blood

i wish for fame in my band  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but only after you change your style over to elivator music....

I wish the justice league was real  

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

granted but they keep annoyin u
i wish to have a cute avi and not b accused of hackin,and to not b hacked  

[Lily127]

Granted, but your computor thought it was a virus and completely deleted.

I wish I could talk to someone online.(IDK bored)  

[-I-_-I-_St Anger_-I-_-I-]

granted, but it's some 60 year old dude who wont leave you alone... xD

I wish I had a fast computer