Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to turn yourself into a wolf and then turn back human. (Aka, you're a lycan))  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to grow vines out of your ears.  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to make a wrench disappear.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to keep Eternal from killing to many people...  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to goad Eternal on  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to turn people into fairies...  

[Rero Rero]

you can walk on walls now

yey

 

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to make people see birds that aren't really there  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

the power to transform into a sloth  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to confuse me  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to turn water into beer.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to make people bleed  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to knock someone out.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to jump into fairy tales  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to drink as much alcohol as you like without getting a hangover.