Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Third Chaos Saint]

Princess Zelda21

Her slime pet wouldn't quit bothering my baby at night.

i found out she had a kid eek  

[Defender_Of_Earth_Rose]

He didn't like the fanasty life I was living in crying  

[Third Chaos Saint]

she had a pet dragon she forcibly wanted to sleep between us crying  

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't leave my room so I could sleep alone.  

[Tambergal]

I found out she was a Zelda cosplayer, not the real thing  

[Third Chaos Saint]

she had a strange thing for fish...  

[RobX2000]

the sharp pointy things scared me... a lot... no seriously put them away.  

[Tambergal]

every dinner was like a death match

wait, do we really have to get divorced?!

nah, let's just say our wands look the same that we keep getting confused......  

[Marissa on My Mind]

She wanted to cast spells on me.  

[Princess Zelda21]

She wouldn't let me have any alone time.  

[Articx-Frost]

She got pregnant!!!11!!one!!  

[Tambergal]

he didn't like kids  

[Defender_Of_Earth_Rose]

Her fish was cheating with me stare  

[Princess Zelda21]

I wasn't interested in dating her.  

[annon fukyuu]

She never told me about her kid until after we had gotten married.