The Fortunately/Unfortunately Game!

[upxfromxbelow]

Unfortunately the flatulence from it is deadly.

 

[Ajax [The Holy Fire]]

♣ Unfortunately the flatulence now has to intertwine with mine ♣

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

I did not come to play

Fortunately this now makes it inert.

I came to win

 

[Capn Agonys]

Unfortunately, inert things are vigorously made fun of.  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Those who fear the darkness

Fortunately that humor can be worked into the comedy tour you're about to start.

Have never seen what the light can do

 

[ancantsia]

Unfortunately the tour has been cancelled in favour of a Take That tour :3

~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed~

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

I did not come to play

Fortunately you have a Plan B.

I came to win

 

[Twilight Afternoon]

Unfortunately that only works with preventing babies.

 

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Words are a waste of time

Fortunately that works well into your plan to never have any.

Destruction is a language everyone understands

 

[Eternal Rebellion]

Unfortunately, you see an orphanage and plan to adopt a child...  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Take a moment

Fortunately your empty wallet serves as a reminder that you can't afford to adopt a child.

Contemplate your insignificance

 

[Doctor Manny]

Fortunately you just won the lottery  

[forthesakeofmytoast]

Unfortunately someone stole the money you got by winning. ninja crying  

[Lionel the Omnipotent]

Born to rock

Fortunately some sharp detectives are working to catch the guy and get your money back.

Forced to work