Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to never get caught killing your victims  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to command all of the spiders in the world.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to summon fairies  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to keep your bike running without gas.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to create portals  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power not to get blisters on your feet.  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to make Hydrochloric Acid seep from your sword.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to escape Eternal's clutches  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

the power of friendship heart blaugh heart  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to summon ninja monkeys.  

[Ariemea]

The power to leave no evidence.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to transform into a giant robot that protects the Earth from other giant robots that want to destroy it  

[Valiant Fenris]

The useless power of believing in yourself emotion_kirakira  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to transform into weed  

[Valiant Fenris]

((i love you emotion_awesome jk))

The power to smoke the weed