"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Kagayaku Shirou]

you cant avoid bullets with out an umbrella


why is a ninja better than a pirate?

 

[snipers code]

cus pirates can swim

why do cat yawn? =^.^=  

[Kagayaku Shirou]

cuz they got late to the oral sounds sale xD


whats the favorite meal of a lion?

 

[A Violent Vow]

Peanutbutter sandwiches with grape juice.
Why aren't butterflies polkadotted? xD  

[moonchie]

Because they prefer stripes.
Why can't cats time travel?  

[Amaniett]

They would heavily delay the discovery of dogs and create the world with catnip.

Why must cookies burn?  

[DvnT]

Because people say that 'GOD is a pyro'......

How does a white man stay safe in the big cities of America?

 

[Happy atheist777]

with black paint

what is the damn purpose of laringitys  

[Masoufle]

because the like mangos!
Who is your mom?  

[DvnT]

The lady on my couch...?

What is Laminin?

 

[Auroura-lamia]

A large cheese flavord soft drink served with mangos.

Why haven't I slept yet?  

[snipers code]

cus the mangos are slaping u in ur dreams

who is the usa preasdent?  

[g h a n i m a xatreides]

an android from the year 5090 will destroy your imaginery grape juice.

why is it that the species named george w. bush has yet to evolve?  

[serious strawberry]

Because only chimps can make decisions like his.

Why am I so stubborn that I won't watch any vampire movie that doesn't have anything to do with Edward?