Magical Soda Machine

[Nei1]

Gets mouth cancer. *yuk*

Inserts a Muriel.  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets a city fine for painting without a permit

Inserts a bullwhip  

[tigris cobaltchaos]

gets a piece of string

inserts a sewing kit  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets stitched up by the guild of seamstresses

Inserts Mr Zogs sex wax  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets pleasant warm tingling sensation

Inserts heart shaped box of chocolates  

[Nei1]

Get a warm Valentine's.
Inserts a white rose.  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a slap to the face as the recipient was expecting a Red rose of true love not a white rose of reverence and humility(Plus aren't white roses reserved for mommy?)

Inserts a Bloody Valentine's  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets a Bloody Mary.

Inserts an empty box of chocolates.  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets pouty face for not sharing

Inserts heart  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets heart heart

Inserts red rose.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a p***k in your fingers! twisted

Inserts favorite blankie  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets blood soaked blankie.

Inserts walrus.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets an eggman

Inserts googoogachoo  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets a confused search engine.

Inserts a bottle of wine.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a screw

Inserts beatles