Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't let me rest after I had given birth to my baby girl.  

[Tambergal]

The baby liked her better and she wouldn't let me hold the prodigy  

[Princess Zelda21]

She wouldn't let me have any alone time with my newborn daughter.  

[Skyeblue777]

She doesn't understand me.  

[Princess Zelda21]

She wouldn't quit hanging around the castle gate.  

[the_hamster]

she kept refering to our house as a castle  

[Tambergal]

He seemed a little.....no, not a little, very weird...... and he tried to sacrifice my fish  

[Princess Zelda21]

She wouldn't let me be alone so I could read in the castle library.  

[Skyeblue777]

She won't spread Christmas joy with me and Bob. I even got cookies for the orphans who don't have the money to give cookies to Santa. Then I'm going to sing Christmas carols while getting drunk on eggnog.  

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

She wouldn't let me put the star on top of the Christmas tree.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Her pet kept ruining the Christmas tree!  

[Fallenarchangel999]

There were always petals falling down around her. I got tired of always having to vaccum them up after she left a room.  

[Princess Zelda21]

He wouldn't remove his armor when he wanted to be alone with me.  

[Hotaru Yamada]

Because just about everyone else has divorced her by now, I figured it's the cool thing to do these days.  

[Skyeblue777]

Her birds won't stop pecking at Bob or stop eating the cookies for the orphans.