Ruin My Wish game

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. Your face is covered by two huge boobies that won't let you move freely and causes you to become a hunch back  

[Chaton Atomique]

*grants a random wish for you* Your v****a now whistles happy tunes when you walk. ♫ surprised heart


I wish Twilight would just go away....  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Granted, Stephenie Meyer died back in '60. But it turns out she's your long-lost biological mother.

I wish for a better Keyblade.

 

[[ Loor ]]

Granted now its better but you cant play you can only watch.

I wish my lover wanted a serious relationship instead of a fling.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Granted. He's a stalker.

I wish for a World War 3 airplane for free delivered to me straight before the war initiates. I'm sure it'd be state of the art and expensive if I get to sell it!  

[Kira84]

Granted, but it's full of enemy combatants. They're armed and they really don't like you.

I wish I owned Ebay.  

[[ Loor ]]

hahahaha granted but it crashes as soon as you get it and it wont recover.

I wish I was like everyone else.

((btw: my lover texted me last night and said he was thinking about asking me out. just sayin.))  

[Vexxecutioner]

Granted, you know own a Hypno toad  

[oblesk121]

i wish i had a million dollors.  

[-MysticCherri-]

granted but their counterfeit and you go to jail and get raped by "butch"

i wish i had a raspberry.  

[oblesk121]

granted but is was a rotten rasberry.
i wish i had a get out of jail free card.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Granted but the fine print said "only if you come to the execution room for entertainment for stupid People,and for your Freedom.

I wish Shoop would blow your FACE!!!  

[ShadowWraith17]

granted, shoop blows off my face and kills me, but you get convicted for manslaughter

i wish i had a massive army and conquered the world  

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Granted, but you died and it all went to hell.
I wish Oprah would Stfu

 

[ShadowWraith17]

granted, but without there leader, women all over the world went insane and began to murder everyone

i wish i could hear coheed and cambria in live concert