Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to fall asleep at the worst times  

[Ariemea]

The power to hypnotize people... with her bellybutton jewel! XD  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to walk in the sun without burning to cinders.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to move about undetected  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to sneeze out unicorns.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

The power to turn into a tree  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The ability to kick booty without lifting a finger.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Great dexterity when using silverware as weapons.  

[lil_lollypop1]

The ability to make toothbrushes spawn out of nowhere.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

1/2 mana usage when casting a spell.  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to summon sexy nurses  

[Nykromantyk]

the ability to talk to pants!  

[lil_lollypop1]

The power to summon little purple kittens.  

[Nykromantyk]

the power to physically manifest emotions  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

The power to fly by laughing!