"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[snipers code]

cus complet randomness rulzzzzXD

why didn't the cow cross the road?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they noticed that they have a light saber on the east side.

Edit: Why did I suddenly forget to post a weird question?  

[Uncle Undertaker]

Because you're cool like that!

Are dancing penguins better than flying zebras?  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because they aren't as great as Gibson SG model guitars.

Edit: WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST A QUESTION!?  

[Suge_da]

Because ur too much of a pimp!

how come i hate bright colors?  

[snipers code]

cus ur cat just farted really loudly waking u and the peopl next to u

scream WHY AM I SCREAMING!!!!!!!!!!??!!! stressed  

[DancingCherryBerry]

Because you noticed the emote-con shows a martini and cheeeese.


How many types of cheese are there?  

[DvnT]

There are so many cheeses that there are more cheeses then there are stars.

What is it with me and stars recently?

 

[Bakistic]

The stars have been ignoring your E-mail so you have been selling stories to tabloids and they are now mad at you!

To be or not to be?  

[The one who is odd]

niether

Why do dogs bark?  

[Master_Seeking_Slaves]

Because they can't afford voiceboxes.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?  

[DvnT]

But what if that would chuck doesn't have teeth?

Why not?

 

[Suge_da]

Because aliens are going to destroy ur house!

What is a woodchuck?  

[DvnT]

A dragon breathing on the back of a donkey that is listening to an ipod while watching the pig look at the stars and following the meteor in the sky.

Why am I such an idiot at times?