Magical Soda Machine

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets Yoko Ono.

Inserts angry Wyvern.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a dragon slayer with four legs

Inserts chimera  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets +3 Dragon Bane Longsword.

Inserts screaming duck  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets a angry call from the humane society and ducks unlimited

Inserts Baldurs Gate  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets the expansion pack Tales of the Sword Coast

Inserts 2 AA batteries  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a new lease of life

Inserts fountain pen nib  

[Nei1]

Gets a dried up pen.
Inserts a #4 pencil.  

[wiccan j]

gets lead poisoning
inserts buffalo briefs  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets bill for laundry

Inserts a wascally wabbit  

[wiccan j]

gets bugs bunny and chased by elmer fudd

inserts mc hammers career  

[Nei1]

Gets a time forgotten rapper.
Inserts Chilly Willy.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets roast penguin


Inserts log fire  

[MojinR]

gets an inferno

inserts Son of Sam  

[Nei1]

Gets some jail time.
Inserts some spam (not the email version)  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets some scrambled eggs.

Inserts bacon.