Ruin My Wish game

[Loves Retarded Twin]

Granted, but you're the only person there.

 

[ShadowWraith17]

NOOOOO, how can this be.....wait, that's a good thing, more C&C for me, maybe ill get to meet them back stage haha  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Where's your wish? I wish for...I knew what I wished for?  

[ShadowWraith17]

granted, you figure out you wish to rule the world, but i already wished for that

i wish i was the ultimate ladies man, and got all the girls  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted but one women goes over board and injures all the other women and you.
I wish for...Enternal life.  

[ShadowWraith17]

granted, but now you have to endure eternal life while all thoe you love and care for die around you, and you slowly lose the will to live, but cannot die, so you bury yourself, and just remain underground for all of eternity

i wish for i had friends i could actually trust, instead of all these people who only seem to use me until i can't be used no more  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted but everyone (but) you dies in someway (car accident, stealing eagle, diease, train crash etc).
I wish for a ateable (sp) moon.  

[ShadowWraith17]

granted, but you get a really bad tummy ache ^^

i wish for the ultimate emo corner  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted but it falls on you.
I wish I could move through fire safely.  

[ShadowWraith17]

granted, but you go to far, and assume that fire also includes lava, which it does not, and you end up dying a horrible, painful death

i wish i was a alien  

[RobX2000]

Granted, but the alien you become is a martian bacterium.

I wish I was CHUCK NORRIS!  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

Granted but you had to listen to "it's over 9000!" jokes everywhere you went.
I wish for a husky!  

[RobX2000]

granted but he has a taste for... FREE FORM JAZZ! burning_eyes

I wish for the ability to make whoever I wanted to stay alive, stay alive, and whoever I wanted dead, dead.  

[XxDestinyMoonxX]

But then everyone starts hating you and you hate them back so everyone died. The end ~<3

I wish for a reply >3  

[RobX2000]

Oh Granted. BUT I WILL TALK IN ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY TO YOU!!!

I WISH FOR A PET DALEK THAT I COULD CONTROL!