"Why Not" Play Wrong Answer Game

[Milady Tabbs]

Because the moon is orange and Chuck Norris sleeps under your bed.

Why is the sky blue?  

[DvnT]

Because it is sad.

Why do human beings think that we have the power to influence even the tempurtures on other planets?

 

[Suge_da]

Because the grass is green and wood is brown.

Why are polar bears amazing?  

[E is for Enigma]

Because my mom made cookies.

Why do people carry water bottles?  

[Nimbaws]

so they can pee in them in public.

why do dogs eat droppings?  

[Lunastar324]

Because they think it's giant raisins.

Why is there always lightning during a storm?  

[Happy atheist777]

because darkning would be silly

how was the flu created?  

[DumberDan]

In a underground research facility in Russia where they accidently created the virus after their prized experiment, a superhuman slug, exploded into millions of pieces. Those vile Russians found bits of the virus lodged in the snail chunks and promptly sent them to the US where it soon infected the entire US Nation eventually leading to the death of the current President and the election of DumberDan.

If R Kelly pisses all over a girl in the middle of a forest...does she report it?  

[E is for Enigma]

Of course--how else would she learn to swim?

What time is it?  

[Suge_da]

its japan time silly!

Where does sally sell sea shells?  

[Tristan Raphion]

in my house!
why is clouds name cloud?  

[DumberDan]

Believe it or not, Cloud was born in East LA. When he was a child, his mother was killed in a drive by. By the time he was 5, he was already gangbanging and earned the nickname, Cloud, because of his obsession with cutting himself.

What does the following emote imply: dramallama  

[SinginginSilence]

That you like severed heads with the tongue lolling about you sick sick person.


Why is the opening question to a conversation always "What's Up"  

[Suge_da]

Because Whats down would sound weird.

What are rainbows made of?