Magical Soda Machine

[Azred Crimlean]

... Now I want Bacon... thanks a lot.

Gets Hungry

Inserts Smoked Salmon  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets a stoned trout!

Inserts barabus  

[Azred Crimlean]

The Car? or did you mean Barnabus the man?

Either way gets More that you expected

Inserts a burnt match  

[Azure Alexea]

Gets burnt finger tips
Inserts a how to book on being a pyro  

[Dark-Blue Zeus]

Gets a Fireball

Inserts An old lady eating a Brick  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets the dental bill for her titanium dentures!

Inserts Judas  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets 2 millennium of controversy.

Inserts bloodstone.  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets Eostre's blessing

Inserts Blarney stone  

[Dark-Blue Zeus]

Gets a set of lips for kissing

Inserts gaiaonline  

[-Stumblefoot-]

Gets sucked into a parallel universe where keyboards read poiuytrewq and spends another two years getting used to it

Inserts potato peeler  

[Dark-Blue Zeus]

Gets: Potato salad that stains your good pants.

Inserts:500 dollars in cash monnnneeehhhh  

[-Stumblefoot-]

gets a severe scolding from your bank manager!

Inserts rare picture disc vinyl of David Bowie's Ziggy  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets mildly disturbed and fascinated by the hair

Inserts bad 1950's stereotype female acting  

[Azure Alexea]

Gets an award for the worst acting performance of the year
Inserts a brand new gaian who just joined yesterday  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets spammed forums and a lot of pleading for gold

Inserts the NASA space station