Ruin My Wish game

[Eisenkrieger]

but it gets hit by a semi truck that randomly crashes into your house.
i wish my relatives and ppl i know would sstop getting sick/ dieing on me. my grma n my uncle are gone, my sisters boyfriends dad has leukemia, my grpa on my moms side has cancer... my life blows. ******** my life. while i still have one to speak of. stare  

[StrikeFreedomX10]

but then they die of other reasons
I wish I owned a ZGMF-X2OA Strike Freedom Gundam
I cannot believe I memorized that  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted but the upkeep, fuel, and repair bills get so expensive that you sell it to pay off your debt.
i wish had an undead monkey.  

[Eisenkrieger]

why do people keep letting this thread die? its funny s**t.
wish i could move with my friend to colorado.  

[oblesk121]

Granted but you get nuked when you get there by terrorist.

i wish i had a rabbit  

[Asra Karimi]

Granted but the rabbit was dead

I wish to be king of France  

[Hachimitsu bea]

Granted but your people rebelled and have you executed.

I wish i had a DSi  

[Asra Karimi]

Granted But It was broken

I wish for me and my GF were immortal  

[Hachimitsu bea]

Granted But it doesn't work out between you two.

i wish for a lollipop  

[Eisenkrieger]

granted, but you choke on it and crash your car into a semi truck hauling gasoline and you die in the ensuing explosion.
i wish i had a 4wheeler  

[oblesk121]

Granted but it explodes when you turn on the engine.

I wish i had i pad that was not broken  

[Asra Karimi]

Granted but the king demand you to give it to him
I wish to be a GOD  

[Arch angels assassin]

Granted, but you never get followers, your powers deminish because of the lack of those who believe in you (or, if you become a stronger god, you are only allowed to use your powers in your realm because you were killing most of the world and otherwise misusing your powers. [Which most people would do, myself included]) and you grow bored as time goes on.

I wish I knew the best way to get rid of boredom when you are all out of christmas lights to untangle...  

[Asra Karimi]

Granted but you got Bored of doing something new

I wish The world was like an anime  

[Guardian Hollow Hunter]

Denied life already is an anime
I wish for the girl i love to be rid of her lung disease so she can live the rest of her life happily