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 Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 3:11 pm
A chicken walks into a restaurant and orders some scrambled eggs. The waitress looks at the chicken and says nothing. A member of a satanic cult walks into the restaurant and picks the chicken up and cuts it's head off. The waitress asks the cult member to clean up the mess. The cult member refuses to clean it up, gives the waitress a $5 tip and leaves with only the chicken's head. A Ku Klux Klan member walks into the restaurant and orders some scrambled eggs. The waitress looks at the KKK member and says nothing. A Black Panther member walks into the restaurant and shoots the KKK member in the head. The waitress asks the Black Panther member to clean the mess up. He refuses, reaches into the KKK member's pocket, pulls out his wallet and hands her a $5 tip before leaving. Then the owner of the restaurant walks in and asks the waitress what happened here? The waitress says nothing. The owner says, if you don't explain yourself, I'm going to have to fire you. The waitress then tells her boss, "you don't pay me enough for this s**t!", before quitting.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:37 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 9:02 am
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 8:33 pm
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 9:00 am
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Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 7:37 pm
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:01 am
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 9:01 pm
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 8:28 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2012 8:35 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:56 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:07 pm
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:57 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 23, 2012 8:45 pm
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Posted: Wed Oct 24, 2012 9:00 am
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