Vending machine

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get a golden toothbrush.


*inserts used medical gloves*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

*you get a laundry bill for the gloves*

*inserts tax exemption papers*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get arrested.

*inserts happy gas*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

you get Joker venom

*inserts a corpse that has died with a permanent smile from inhalation of Joker venom*  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

You get a grinning zombie.

*inserts copy of favorite yaoi*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get- AAHHHH!!!! GEEEZZZ!!! I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!!!!


*inserts brain bleach*  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

You get ruined clothes

*insert blue nail polish*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

You get a cute bishi uke in blue swim trunks~

*inserts the Joker*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get Batman.

*Inserts potato*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

You get French Fries

*inserts the bat signal*  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

You get a rubber bat

*inserts rotten meat*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get an awful smell seeping from the machine.


*inserts plain fluoride*  

[Valiant Fenris]

You get poison

*Inserts Cerberus*  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

*the machine catches on fire, and is in need of repair*

Building a dispenser! *repairs, and inserts random Team Fortress 2 reference*  

[Ayame-Yuura]

*you get a Portal reference*

*inserts cake*