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 Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 9:27 am
by leting loose random breaths of air in odd repations.
Does that make you HORNY?
--Austin Powers
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:02 pm
What does?
Why do earphones not look like our ears?
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:13 pm
'cause it'll be weird if it could hear us
Why is the world round?
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:25 pm
cause its god's testicle.
why are women so tempermental?
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 5:37 pm
'cause men are so obnoxious
What it is with men and asking directions?
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Posted: Tue Dec 29, 2009 1:00 am
because if we ask then we will get it wrong so the women look more like a idiot.
why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:51 am
Because red was already taken by apples, orange by oranges, yellow by bananas, green by grapes, pink by pigs, and brown by pineapple.
Why do table have four legs and not more?
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:02 pm
Oh, strawberry avalanche...
Because magic.
Why is it cold?
...Please crash over me.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:30 pm
Because the sun is replaced by an LED.
Why doth the growers flow.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 2:32 pm
Oh, strawberry avalanche...
Because magic!
What is love?
...Please crash over me.
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:00 pm
It's a fruit that you can put places.
DO YOU LOVE ME gonk
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Posted: Sat Jan 02, 2010 8:03 pm
Oh, strawberry avalanche...
Yes. And so does magic. cool
Why is House so mean. scream
...Please crash over me.
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:26 am
He's just misunderstood.
Masochist says what?
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 2:38 am
What the ******** Hell?
Why does the Red Mage suck?
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Posted: Sun Jan 03, 2010 3:02 am
Because you fail.
Why is there no magic under my cheeks?
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