corrupt a wish

[Countess Alice]

granted but it breakes after 2 seconds

i wish my rabbit was cuddly and not mean  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

granted, but its only cuddly with the neighbor's vicious dog, who doesn't appreciate it much!!!

i wish my package got here in time for christmas.....  

[Moon Shattered]

• ----------- Moon Shattered Says... ----------- •

Don't cry because it's over...

Granted, but it ends up being broken once you open it.

I wish that there was world peace and it lasted forever.

Smile because it happened.

♫ A post by ♫

♫ Moon Shattered ♫

 

[MelodiousBoice]

granted but it soons gets boring and you seem to want to start a fight for worl domination

i wish that christmas and my birthday where not the most depressing days of the year...  

[G0d_0f_R0ck]

granted but now the day after christmasd and the day after ur bday are the most depressing
i wish i already graduated highschool with straight a's  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you didn't participate in anything after school so no college wants to accept you all that badly.

I wish I weren't so angry and Brandon would be online already.  

[cherub_Shagami]

granted, but now your excessive happiness has many people worried. As for Brandon, now he is trapped online.

I wish my cat would stop crying at my door in the middle of the night  

[G0d_0f_R0ck]

granted but now ur cat cries at ur neigbors door resulting in them calling animal control resulting in the cat being put down.
i wish i could go to germany without geting killed or sick  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you unfortunately get lost and sent into a sex-slave trade. Hmm...maybe people would enjoy that though >.<

I wish I knew where my flash drive was at.  

[LishaKitty]

Kaiyo_Nakano

Granted but you unfortunately get lost and sent into a sex-slave trade. Hmm...maybe people would enjoy that though >.<

I wish I knew where my flash drive was at.

Granted but it was the wrong one.

I wish for everything on my wishlist  

[xXDeadly_Punk_princessXx]

Granted but then you got your account hacked and all of your things are gone ~le poof~

I wish for the person who grants my wish to wish he/she was never born =D  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Granted, but I end up killing myself and taking a lot of others with me. Then those deaths cause chaos in many places and wars start. Then due to the war a lot more people die. Then in the end your home ends up shelled with headcrab pods, and you turn into a zombie.  

[Yreduasp]

Since you didn't wish for anything I'm guessing that you wish that your writing was invisible.
And lucky you it is, unfortunately in a freak accident your voicebox (that thing that enables you to speak) gets ripped out and you lose all your fingers to the man eating penguins.

I wish I had Persian Chickenpox...  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

granted, you have chicken pox shaped like the lion-like pokemon, Persian......

I wish this question wouldn't be corrupted.  

[Xx-Like Fragile Glass-xX]

Granted. But now your next wish will turn out the opposite.

I wish to get an A+++++ on my WWII Project! =D