Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[Minnta Aloripma]

Can eat bullets  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Clean the air.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Can control sludge monsters.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

He has the power o cut off peoples heads with a shoe.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Epic squishyness  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Control fire.  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Control bats  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

The power to make whatever music is in your head play out loud for others to hear...that goes for video as well.  

[KBiT]

Incinerates fashion crimes  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Can survive nuclear blasts.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Grow hair or retract the hair from his body.  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

Animal Empathy or communication.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Turn people to stone.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Can bring extinct species back to life.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Live forever.