Magical Soda Machine

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets a metal box with screaming astronauts as they are crushed into a size that would fit into a soda machine. This is sick, I don't want it! redface

Inserts an expired warranty  

[Azure Alexea]

Gets a failed power core to her robotic body gonk
Inserts quantum physics  

[Nei1]

Gets a paper written by Stephen Hawking.
Inserts E=MC^2.  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Gets a crazy haired scientist.

Inserts 30 year old rifle round.  

[Nei1]

Gets it sold at Antique Auctions.
Inserts a pair of new shoes.  

[Azure Alexea]

Gets sore feet from breaking them in
Inserts a foot messager  

[Angelicphrase]

Gets one happy woman mrgreen

Inserts a copy of Little Red Ridding Hood.  

[Azred Crimlean]

Gets the morals on perverse men chasing and finally devouring little naive girls.

Inserts a bone I found at one of the 3 bunny murder scenes.  

[killafrog]

and gets a chew toy shaped as a bone

puts in a wet nap  

[wiccan j]

gets a cleaned face smelling of lemons

inserts the how to kill a wolf manual  

[killafrog]

gets a rabbit

inserts heart  

[wiccan j]

gets loved

inserts chocolate  

[killafrog]

gets sticky fingers

puts in paper  

[wiccan j]

gets a paper cut

inserts love potion #9  

[killafrog]

gets infatuate spelling off sweatdrop

puts in emotions