Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Princess Zelda21]

I'd rather kiss Link than date a woman.  

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

She kissed Link.  

[Princess Zelda21]

We had some issues we couldn't resolve.  

[Skyeblue777]

I just hate you.  

[yamikasake]

Princess Zelda21

He would continue to kiss me when I was sleeping.

I was kissing your neck.  

[Princess Zelda21]

I could've sworn I felt him sink his fangs into my neck and start sucking my blood when I was asleep.  

[RobX2000]

she was obsessed with vampires... and liked garlic  

[yamikasake]

I'm not gay.  

[MaronKuzaka]

He would never let me touch his sword :<  

[Princess Zelda21]

She kept trying to spy on me.  

[MaronKuzaka]

She did not let me spy on her gonk  

[Princess Zelda21]

She wouldn't leave me alone no matter how hard I tried to get away from her. She just didn't understand boundaries at all.  

[-Fire Rose_ Tsukimi-]

She wouldn't let me eat muffins. Or ice cream.  

[MaronKuzaka]

She didn't let me cook those chicken that always follow her emo  

[applesauce600]

She tried to eat me... twice.