Tell a lie about the person above you.

[Nei1]

^ is the new boss in zOMG.  

[kitti kat 28]

*shines badge* xp
^ is really a boy.  

[Nei1]

^ had joined the cast of Cats.  

[FireSpark]

^ is the sole survivor from a doomed alien planet, and was sent to earth in a space pod as a baby.  

[bandaidd]

^selected his Gaianame because it spells Krapserif backwards.  

[Nei1]

^ has slept for 1,000 years for 5th time.  

[MiroIsBored]

^ avoids the gameroom like the plague.... of course, that is said assuming that you would avoid the plague, which might not necessarily be true. Maybe you like the plague.... or maybe you're immune to the plague, or even the source of the plague! Miro doesn't want the plague crying

:: runs away :: gonk  

[FireSpark]

^ would sell their soul for a cookie.

Oh wait, you said lie. Sorry.

 

[Prince Darialan]

^is going to dress up as the "*****" for halloween.  

[Nei1]

^ has reaped my soul.  

[Prince Darialan]

^Turned to the dark side, because they had cookies.  

[Penny Parker]

^ Luke is YOUR father.  

[Nei1]

^ is Medusa's twin sister.  

[Razzdango]

Kitten naps cats and holds them for ransom  

[Nei1]

I may kitty-napp them but you eat them.