If you lived (passionately) with the person above you..

[applesauce600]

Boris_Badenov

*Eats dinner*

That coconut was supposed to be my bra. I have nothing to cover myself with now. This is borderline sexual harassment! *Tazes and ties a string to your tooth and tail.* You're a bra now, bra.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

But you're a guy!  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

EXACTLY!  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I suppose that's better than being used as a d***o.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

ah, a good point.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

That happens to some people

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[applesauce600]

Boris_Badenov

But you're a guy!

A guy? I AM SMARTA! *Kicks into the air, puts my hands up, and lets you fall into place as my bra.*  

[applesauce600]

... Eww. I don't think either of us are enjoying this and you aren't adding any sizes so I'm just going to take you off now, shave my number into your hair, and throw you at a Bieber. *Takes you off.* One minute, my attention needs to be span the vast regions of something else now.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Yay?  

[B1g_crunch]

I SHALL CLEAN THESE DISHES!!!!!

*Grabs fire hose*
*Hose is too strong*

AWAY blaugh  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

*lights things on fire*

.... and that was the cerebral perception

 

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

What happened to Jaxcam?  

[B1g_crunch]

Who cares; now that you're a blue mage, you can copy the powers of monsters.  

[applesauce600]

Labyrinthknight7

Who cares; now that you're a blue mage, you can copy the powers of monsters.

That's stupid. It's completely obvious that he's wearing that robe to trick people into thinking he's using monster powers instead of thinking he is a monster.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Allow me to show you my thoughts....

I lost the random somewhere. I have to find it.

.... and that was the cerebral perception