Vending machine

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

A boxing glove on a spring pops out of the machine and hits you in the face.


*inserts a monkey*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get a video message from King K. Rool telling you you did a great job capturing Diddy.

*Inserts really bad pun*  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

You get an awkward laugh.

*insert energy drink*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get happy.

*Inserts cow*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get hamburgers.


*inserts fingers*  

[Enirehtak Airotciv]

You get mansex... I mean Xemnas...

*Inserts Xigbar*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get a big hunka candy.

*Inserts tornado*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

You get blow away.


*inserts a dead body*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get a zombie.

*Inserts robot*  

[Valiant Fenris]

*you get the Iron Giant*

*Inserts a baby*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get possessed by the evil tree's spirit that feeds on young infants.

*Inserts Allen Walker*  

[SephieSummerdream]

You get funky new dance moves.

*insert a chair leg*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get a table.

*Inserts naughty pictures*  

[Nykromantyk]

you get a dead hooker

*inserts a half eaten aborted fetus*  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You get magical powers beyond your wildest imagination!

*Inserts Two Face*