Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[LizzieTheRose]

Because it's cold outside!

Why is the world square?  

[Garynook]

Because Spongebob doesn't know the difference between a triangle and a circle.

Who won't march?  

[ItsStillSuppie]

Oh, strawberry avalanche...

Magic.

Who's a Jew?

...Please crash over me.

 

[Deppfan]

You's a Jew.


What is the difference between water and poop?  

[Garynook]

One smells funnier.

Barba's Papa?  

[ItsStillSuppie]

Oh, strawberry avalanche...

Magic.

Why are watermelons violent?

...Please crash over me.

 

[Garynook]

Because they're not allowed to return to the sea.

Why can you only say Magic.?  

[ItsStillSuppie]

Oh, strawberry avalanche...

Because magic? crying


Why do you not believe in magic? emo

...Please crash over me.

 

[Garynook]

Science.

What is Le Spectacle De Minuit?  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

a french stripclub

why dont apple jacks taste like apples?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

because marketing is a a load of cra- ponies!  

[Jade Ruby]

Because because

Why doesn't the last post have a question?  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

because i am stupid and had a brain fart.
why is love so painful?  

[Jade Ruby]

Because I have thorns.
Why do we call brain farts "farts"?  

[Xx_iLoveChocolatez_xX]

Because it smell delicious.
Why do we have brains?