corrupt a wish

[CresentMoon14]

Granted, but all those +'s became smart then formed an army of +'s causing havoc of the human race with the 'A' as there leader.

I wish I had red nail polish ^_^.  

[Yreduasp]

Granted but it ends up being created from your own blood and you slowly bleed to death, but you have really nice red nails.

I wish had a Persian chicken.  

[x_X_Two_Faced_Goth_X_x]

Granted but the chicken gave you the Bird Flu(yes it's a real disease)and
now your having a bad fever,runny nose,scratchy throat, and a painful cough.


I wish I could live in Hawaii .  

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

Granted but then a giant wave comes and destroys ur house..
i wish tht my love life was better  

[Cerebral Perception]

granted, it gets 1% better then gets 90% worse
I wish this wish gets ignored  

[Live_Laugh_Candy]

a fairy comes to grant it...but i cant remember wat you wished for..
i wish for no acne wats so ever (and dont be grossed out its not like i have alot..but who doesnt want clear skin)  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but you have really oily skin even without the acne.

I wish I wasn't so confused.  

[Cerebral Perception]

granted, you switched it out for "high"
I wish for FAIL!!!!  

[SixxFixx]

Granted but it happens to you and you end up dying from it.

I wish I could protect people.  

[CresentMoon14]

Granted, but the people keep getting in trouble and eventually drive you insane

I wish I didn't have to sleep and suffered no ill effects from it. (like bags under the eyes=_=)

 

[captain shipper]

Granted ^^ But then you get really bored at night and you Force yourself to go to sleep.

I wish that I could have the same face as my younger self but still have the body I have now O.o.  

[darkhunter5445]

granted but you have rotten teeth and always smile like a donkey

i wish i know the meaning of life  

[Cerebral Perception]

granted but as soon as you learn it you die from the epic sadness of it. (P.S. the meaning of life is death. Sad right? I figured this out when I took the number of life, 42, which many people confuse for the meaning of life, and plugged it into the formula: ((P+7-3)/13*80)pi[boysen berry pi to be exact]-age=the meaning of life)

I wish the multiverse theory spread throughout the entire world.  

[Yreduasp]

Granted but you soon find bears and tigers disagreeing with the theory and killing all of humanity.

I wish that I was purple.  

[Dayvid Strydr]

YOUR WISH IS GRANTED!

But your name is now purple. 0.o



I wish i had a hot(as in attractive), 23-year-old women serve me breakfest in bed tomorrow and nothing was went wrong with it!(i jacked a wish of of some noob)