Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[XSuki_MikaX]

Ow! >.< *Hits you upside the head with one of the normal chocolate bars i had caught.*  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

*reaches up and steals the normal chocolate bar and closes my wings to shade from the chocolate rain, starts singing the Chocolate Rain song*  

[XSuki_MikaX]

o.O *Jumps off Zylo's shoulder, turns human, and puts on a black Dark Star jacket, putting up the hood.* >w<  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

^_^ *smiles happily*  

[XSuki_MikaX]

*Munches a chocolate bar.* ^-^  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

*opens normal candybar I took from you* mmmmm chocolate...  

[XSuki_MikaX]

*I wave one hand in the air, looking up, and it suddenly starts raining bottles of whipped cream. I grab one, spraying it in my mouth and eating it with the candy bar.* lol.  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

*grabs one of the bottles and sprays it on my chocolate bar* hey, can I get some cherries?  

[XSuki_MikaX]

*Shrugs. After a moment the rain completely stops, then it starts raining strawberries. I grab one and stick it on my chocolate and whipped cream bar, then eat it.* I dont really like cherries, though i can tie a cherry stem into a knot using my tounge, so this was the best i could do. ^^U  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

*puts a row of cherries on my chocolate bar and gobbles it up* yummmm  

[XSuki_MikaX]

ZOMFG! *Hides from a tree behind a pencil that someone had stabbed into the ground.*  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

*stares at you strangely* what? Oh crud, there's something big and scary behind me, right?  

[XSuki_MikaX]

Ya! You better find a pencil, and quick! It's a big man-and-woman-eating tree behind you looking for it's babies!! And it's MAD!  

[Zylo the Wolfbane]

*sighs* again? thought I already killed that thing! Oh well. *pulls out chainsaw and turns around* here goes  

[SassyMoriarty]

*randomly appeares* SHAZAMMM! FEAR MEH BETCHES!