Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[crmsnfxx]

you have the power to crap lightning...But please for the love of god don't eat beans, burritos, chili, etc... eek  

[Smorgasmorgan]

Ahahahahaha! I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair!

Anyway, you have the superpower to make people laugh themselves to death.  

[crmsnfxx]

you have the power to make people drive towards suicide just by hugging them

Sure you can give them a handshake or something...

EVERYONE LOVES HUGS!!  

[Smorgasmorgan]

You have the power to burp the alphabet.  

[crmsnfxx]

you have the power to fart the alphabet  

[Smorgasmorgan]

You have the power to make people do your will by saying the word 'falafel'.  

[crmsnfxx]

you have the power to make Michael Jackson not molest little boys  

[Garynook]

you have the power to squirt chocolate from your armpits!  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

You have the power to make anyone forget what they were saying.  

[TillxGone]

{ You have the power to Dance like crazy and make everyone stare at your dancing glory. }

 

[cute-but-wise]

You have the power to turn people into peanutbutter!  

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to summon a fancy chair to sit on whenever you desire!  

[Smorgasmorgan]

You have the power to type 1000 wpm with 100% accuracy.  

[Morwen Blackfyre]

You have the power to have conversations in morse code -- Beeeep Bip Bip Beeeep Bip...  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

You have the power to speak in Latin...too bad no one can understand you.