decline a marriage proposal

[GoldenFraggle]

'Cos she's gotta cut them toenails first !!!! xd  

[Ignorant Soul]

I don't want a man who still plays with plushies.  

[x_Teratoma_x]

the red and black will throw off the fung shui of my house  

[GoldenFraggle]

Because she's not taking good care of that little elephant !  

[x_Teratoma_x]

Because you smoke and I will get lung cancer mad  

[disliker of the mary sue]

because your centaur boyfriend would kill me.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Because there's no way THAT picture's going up in OUR house !!!  

[Garynook]

Because I already found the love of my life.  

[dragonboy30303]

Because I'm straight  

[x_Teratoma_x]

because you are all wet ...  

[disliker of the mary sue]

becasuse some influential mob bosses prevent me from doing this in some sort of evil plan to take over the world.  

[Ignorant Soul]

Because you always beat me in stare contests.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Because I huh.... Metal Gear! -=points then runs=-  

[betelnut]

Because a Playboy bunny has a tendency to be unfaithful !  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Doesn't care for girls in bunny costumes