Below Me

[BlackCatt73]

redface redface oh my, how'd you find out about that?

The person below me wants to join the circus  

[FallenSammy]

Yey I wanna be an acrobat but i cant do somersaults... guess i'll be the freak show crying

The person below me is a one man band  

[Blood Raven777]

Takes why people point and laugh at me ~sniff, sniff crying ~

the person below me is actually a dalek  

[Amarella Harte]

Affirmative. You will be destroyed.


The person below me has always secretly wanted to be an elephant and 'run with the herd'  

[Azred Crimlean]

Its true coz when I'm not with the "Herd" I'm just "the Elephant in the room"
Oooooo Bad pun!

Below is a maniacal Nymph with tendencies to lick whatever she finds on the floor  

[-Stumblefoot-]

*Ahgh! Secret discovered! Exterminate all gaians!! Oh crap! Narrow staircase! Retreat! Retreat!!!
*Damn these internet jams!*

How did you know my dark secret! Im a woman in drag!!! *spots an old ring pull! "Mmm! Cherry Cola!"*

The person below me wants to explore the innermost regions of outer milton keans  

[Blood Raven777]

O_O owwww look at this, wait this is better, ~jumps for joy~

the person below me wants to a way to see the inner of howe humans work  

[Azred Crimlean]

Its true, so I went down to the local comic shop and bought the latest issue of Nun's to the Rescue, a story of 4 nun's that travel around the world preaching to troubled teens and would be convicts and turning them away from the forces of evil. They're like care bears in habits!

Anyways as I turned the last page I saw it, the add for X ray glasses! EEEEeeeeeeee, now after sending in my $45 dollars plus $3.5o for shipping and handling, I only need to wait 4-6 weeks and I'll be able to see it all!


The person below will be my first victim of breaching privacy! And maybe copping a feel..... We'll see.  

[FallenSammy]

I will be? eek eeek lol

The person below wants to have a look under my loin cloth  

[-Stumblefoot-]

He he ! yes! but there will be plenty of time for that in the jelly pit with me cat and azred

Bellow is a maniacal piano teacher bent on breaking my fingers every time I hit the wrong key  

[FallenSammy]

Damn right... you have to hit all the right notes to succeed and move on to bigger better things hehe

The person below me has cravings to eat curtains  

[Azred Crimlean]

Good evening and Salivations! Your Loin cloth looks remarkably delectable! Much like the drapery in the Master Bedroom, a touch of salt and I could Masticate all over them, num nums thats what I say.

The person below like to play cards, but only coz the cards he/she plays with have naughty pictures on them. OOoooohoooohoooo, Nelly!  

[FallenSammy]

O_o how did you fine that out?!? want to come play some cards too?

The person below me is disgusted by some of the things tha are goin on in this forum  

[-Stumblefoot-]

!!!Excited by Milton Keynes!!! Why ive never heard anything so disgustingly deranged in all my life!!!! A pox on you sir!!!


The person below me is actually in a prison cell right now for bank robery! (though what they was doing in the hospital blood bank remains a mystery)  

[FallenSammy]

Well they said it was a Bank?!? how was i meant to know there was no money there?

The person below me is gonna break me out