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 Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 11:48 am
Granted, but everyone else you love gets it instead.
I wish all of you could smell my farts at any time, any place.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:27 pm
Granted, but afterwards we can all vomit on you.
I wish my kitten was less annoying.
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Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 7:16 pm
Granted. She becomes paralyzed in all her limbs, so she can no longer move. :/
I wish the new PS3 would come out sooner.
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:34 am
[People like this game right?]
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 7:43 pm
Granted, but you can't get one (or even play one) until the original release date.
I wish I had a new car.
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Posted: Fri May 29, 2009 11:05 pm
Granted, but the first time you drive it you total it when you fall asleep at the wheel. You crash into your neighbor's garage and total their two brand new sports cars as well, so now you owe your neighbor tons of money. Your insurance hasn't gone into effect yet at the time of the crash.
I wish my little sister wasn't such a freaking brat.
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Posted: Sat May 30, 2009 2:08 am
Granted, but now she is a vegetable and you are her sole caretaker.
I wish I never had to consume/excrete matter
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Posted: Mon Jun 01, 2009 1:56 am
Granted, but after they sew your a*****e shut, I'm gonna keep on feedin' ya, and feedin' ya...
Wish I knew what you were looking for...
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:24 pm
Granted but within a fraction of a second, the entire universe ends.
I wish I had more tf2 time.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:58 pm
Granted. But you get so addicted that you forget to eat, sleep or drink and eventually collapse into a coma mid-game.
I wish I didn't feel ill.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:29 pm
Granted. But your sweet, sweet grandmother gets swine flu instead.
I wish I was a Disney princess.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:47 pm
Granted. Your IQ drops by half, your common sense is eliminated, and your entire fanbase is still in grade school.
I wish I had some delicious food beside me to eat.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:27 pm
Granted but since it can't be you it's your closest loved one and you eat them.
I wish I liked more Daft Punk albums than just Discovery.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:50 pm
Granted, but now you listen to Daft Punk.
I wish I had some ice cream.
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Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:55 pm
But I do listen to Daft Punk?
Also granted, but your blood is replaced with ice cream.
I wish I lived in the silo home.
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