YO MAMA CONTEST GET FREE GOLD

[lil_reese240]

YO moma so stupid she thought bamboo wus a celery stick

Yo momma so ugly her life wus her own horror movie

Yo momma so fat she wus paralyzed all over

Yo momma so ugly she made jason not feel bad about his face  

[the batista man]

yo momma so stupid when she looked in the mirrow she thought that was her sister  

[Xxjcrazy8xX]

1.yo mama is so fat when she fell out of a plane every body said mars is falling
2.yo mama is so fat when the fatest guy saw her he said dam  

[False Statement]

* yo mama so hairy that when you went to the zoo with her, the zoo keeper said "oh thank you for bringing her back"
*yo mama so skinny she uses a ring to hoola hoop
*yo mama so fat that she uses a hoola hoop as a ring
*yo mama so fat that when she jumped, she caused the twin towers to fall
*yo mama so fat that when she jumped she fell through the concrete and went all the way to china
*yo mama so fat that she caused thousands of earthquake

these are just jokes  

[TheBeastBoi]

i know it's over but
YO MOMMA SO FAT SHE HAD TO TAKE HER HIGH SCHOOL PIC FROM A HELICOPTER!!!  

[ChelsASaurr]

Dont report mee and i know its over but i wanna say:
Yo momma so fat when she saw a school bus with white kids in there she said:"STOP THAT TWINKIE!"XD


PWN!  

[BlueStockingRabbit]

Enter Uzername Herez

* Yo mama so ugly she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

*Yo mama so stupid she stuck a light bulb up her butt and said "I got the power!".

*Yo mama so fat that when she jumps... Wait, you mama can't jump.

*Yo mama so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

*Yo mama so fat she went to Japan and everybody said "I like Godzilla better".

These were the ones that made me laugh but heres mine "your moma so ugly that when she walked into a monster movie theatre a little kid said Look mommy!, 3-D!  

[chris DL]

Your momma is so ugly she made blind children cry.  

[Angel From My Nightmare27]

i hope no one else did this....
yo momma so dumb, she thought jar jar came with pickes pickles!  

[IllZombieBlud]

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!  

[IllZombieBlud]

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!  

[IllZombieBlud]

Yo mama so fat when she back up she beep  

[IllZombieBlud]

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.  

[Xx-BAKED-xX]

1.Yo mama so dumb, when she saw a bus full of white kids, she said follow that twinkie.

2.Yo mama so fat, even Naruto cant believe it.

3.Yo mama so dumb she got banged by a parked car.


4. Yo mama so fat, when she goes for a walk in the park, the kids say, Mommy mommy I wanna ride that one.  

[I_EmptyRain_I]

darn too late!