Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Alternate_Alice1290]

she said i could ride her pony  

[uPrincess Bubblegum]

her hair is red and it reminds me of licorice. blaugh  

[HazyKoala]

Got drunk in Vegas... shotgun wedding... Dodn't know I was maryying a chick eek  

[Ayame-Yuura]

We were both drunk so it wasn't forced... and we're both half-mad  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

she let me drink her beer  

[Spiny candyapple]

she gave me a cookie  

[Living Ink]

LONG strands of hair... heart  

[Lady Kira X]

I needed health insurance  

[Pure 3picness]

i had low standards  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

i only did it for the penguin  

[AngelLovePM]

Because her fluffy tail & fox ears are so cute  

[Miumarie]

Because she has bunnies and rainbows. :3  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

she gave me dreamers dust hehhehe  

[mich22]

I thought it was a guy but when i found out, it was already too late xp  

[Alternate_Alice1290]

I murdered her but married the dude