The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly Game

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Put the book down and go do something else for a while.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

toss the book out the window and claim you checked it into the library. (just to clear things up nmo one should ever throw books out the window in real life)  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Burn down your house.  

[magic_doglover]

i'm going through a cute/sweet item-loving phase.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

just go along with it and hope it will go away soon.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Buy all the cute and sweet items you can until you run out of gold.  

[Sumimachine]

Lose all contact with reality and real life 'till you get your hands on every cute merchandise you can hoard!!!  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

The back of my ear itches.  

[magic_doglover]

just scratch it normally.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Use a fork  

[magic_doglover]

tear off the ear and throw it in the blender as punishment for annoying you.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Problem: A Halloween party is in just a few hours and you're missing something from your costume.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

See if you can find a replacement at the costume store.  

[magic_doglover]

just go to the party without anything on. your birthday suit will be costume enough.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

make the ridiculous choice of wearing your costume from last year, which, being way too tight, rips right in front of the person you like when you bend over.