The "If...Then..." Game

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

She'd defy you anyways.

If you saw A Series of Unfortunate events...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...It'd be what's happening now in my own sick head and the pages of GAH -- Threatening to quit, not being given a raise, inheriting my empire, being threatened to be killed, inspiring shirtlessness and eventually, just waiting for the dictator to apologize and give that raise after all~!

If Boris became the mascot of Aya's newly inherited empire and everyone else who would follow gets a fair position 3nodding ....  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

...then that would mean I get to get paid? mrgreen

If you slip on a banana and accidently go down a slide that ends up in Yuura's Empire...  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...******** I promised Aya a higher raise...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...She'd come back in work for you~ mrgreen It's just a matter of money, you know? rofl

If that raise really WAS given...  

[-X-_snow_witch_ -X-]

...then there would no longer be Yuura's shirtless Empire and I would be sad crying .

Chocolate....  

[Serrenedy]

Then I'd break my diet and look bad on my trip

If I reach my goal of being so pretty by prom that the guys who were mean to me rue it  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

...there would be mass post-prom suicide and the number of people at graduation would be a lot smaller.


If you gave a monkey a flamethrower...  

[Serrenedy]

He'll want some gasoline to go with it

If I gt sick agian  

[Ayame-Yuura]

...I'd recommend you go to Dr. Eternal. Don't mind the whip. It's a... medical device.

If I got insanely rich...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I would never know.

If I ate a piece of doughnut.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

... I'd spike the rest with poison~! biggrin

If I poured apple sauce all over you in slow mo....  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

This would happen.

If M. Bison took your boulder...  

[Ayame-Yuura]

..I'll have him replace it with his blood, sweat, tears, physical being, intestines, mind, soul and life

If I tossed you into a trashcan using my new catapult...  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I'd get mad and hurt you.

If I laughed myself to death.